Similes,metaphors and cliche'

Similes

My golden locks are like the blazing sun.

I am as short like an elf that was smashed with a hammer.

San Francisco is cold and foggy like the freezer when you haven't opened it for a extremely long time.

Metaphors

My sister is the devil in a girls body.

My mom is an angel from heaven.

I am a squawking parrot.

Cliche'

When ever my mom proves me wrong she says ''buttons on your underwear''.

If I give my mom a good Idea she says ''Good thinking olly''

I like to burst my moms bubble.

What is an EPIC

An epic is something that is on a large scale is size for example most of them are consisting of many chapters or is of a large stander ed. 

Some examples of the word epic in ILIAD are how an in tire war was started over the girl from a very rich family who was kidnapped by a man and taken to Troy. There was also the fortune of epic size for the Ransom of a mans daughter offered to Agamemnon. Which was followed by the epic amount of anger in Apollo when he learned of this person denying of Ransom.

The Image on the right of shows treasure of epic size symbolizing the greatness of the word epic.

  

My Public Hero

My public hero is Barako Bama because he is basically every thing this country stand for, peace , justice democracy and liberty things that McCain would never do because he's so clouded by his experience of being a prisoner of the Vietnam war for over five years that he's not seeing the things that Reilly matter in America. That is also why he is a political enemy of Bama. Hopefully in in the presidential election he gets the most votes. 

30 things you dont know about me

1) I used to live in San Francisco.

2) I have a dog named Shezy (and is the most hyper dog in the world.)

3) I bike to school

4) I just got braces.

5) My favorite food is melon.

6) I like to play D.S.

7) I surf.

8) I watch myth busters.

9)My favorite T.V. show is HOUSE.

10)Every single day in the morning I have a bowl of cereal.

11) My favorite song is Carry on my wayward sun.

12)I have a twin sister named Nina.

13)One of my ancestors is named Christopher Wren( he was a famous architect in London.)

14)My favorite movie is The Simpsons movie.

15)My favorite series are is Peter and the star catchers.

16)I like to make apple sauce in the summer

17)My favorite physical activity is swimming.

18)I want to travel to Hawaii and all over Europe.

19)My favorite animal is a monkey.

20)Every summer my family goes camping at a place called Camp Mather.

21)My middle name is Paul.

22)My twin sister looks nothing like me. She is a brunette.

23) I took the Cable Car to school everyday in San Francisco .

24)I don't have a dad

25)My Goal in life is to become a Criminal Lawyer.

26)I hate the Twilight series.

27)I like to ware lots of Hawaiian Shirts.

28)I like listening to Jeff Dunham

29)I have never met my first cousins.

30) I rote this on an Apple Mac.